The Hollywood Reporter has declared Meghan Markle and Prince Harry among the biggest losers in Hollywood for 2023. This shocking twist of fate has led the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to request to be in the latest edition of Poor Me magazine.
Chock full of articles about two average folks like you and me...
Ex-His Royal Highness:
Silver spoons and why they taste so icky
Princes don't need last names: Prince Harry, Prince William, & 'artist formerly know as'
Ex-Her Royal Highness
Strong. Black. Female. Meghan is so much more than the labels she gives herself
The inside story of how Meghan was actually the inspiration for Rachel Zegler's Snow White
And much, much more!
Is it a coincidence the world has been plunged into chaos since 'Megxit'? Experts weigh in about the wars, economic disasters, and environmental catastrophes possibly caused by them leaving the Royal Family in 2021. Undeniable facts that prove the world really does revolve around them!
He said / she said: Spotify didn't dump us, we dumped them
Also in this issue: how to promote documentaries, books, interviews, and movies about yourself when you don't like attention from the press
PREVIOUS ISSUES:
- Poor Me Mag #1: Making Victimhood Pay Off
- Poor Me Mag #2: Fareed Zakaria's Tiny Violin Gets Stolen
- Poor Me Mag #3: Michelle Fields Raped on Trump's Orders
- Poor Me Mag #4: Trump-Comey edition
- Poor Me Mag #5: Lisa Page
- Poor Me Mag #6: Chrissy Teigen
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